Reminder to the U.S. Government:

George Orwell meant for 1984 to be a warning, not an instruction manual or playbook for ideal leadership.

Reminder to Americans:

When the Party tells you that 2 + 2 = 5 (and there’s a lot of really bad math teachers out there right now), please choose to enroll in an online math course to refresh your skills before you say “Yes, it does.”